Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
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he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
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We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
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