Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
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You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
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I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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