Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
i can't believe i had my finger in that
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
