I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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