TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
