It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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