ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
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no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
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I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
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