i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Your penis caused this!
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