like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
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Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.
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Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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