Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
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Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
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me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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