she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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