I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
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we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
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I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky