I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
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Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
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Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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