so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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