Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
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you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
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It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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