The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
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Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
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You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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