Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
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ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
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He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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