no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
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