i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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