butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
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