Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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