Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
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You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
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I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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