My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
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