break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
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Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
We just shotgunned beers for America
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
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The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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