I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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