Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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