i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
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