mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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