grandma shit on top of the toilet
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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