This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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