I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
she smelled like a LAN party
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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