doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
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Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
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1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
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