Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
Drunk is a universal language darling
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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