Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
it's like heaven, but drunker
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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