I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
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