The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
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