hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
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He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
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I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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