how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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