if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
I need to stop being so honest when I'm drunk. I got proposed to by a stranger again last night. It's not my fault that I would be perfectly ok making sandwiches and giving blow jobs for the rest of my life.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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