I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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