where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
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I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
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I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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