forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
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