Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
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Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
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That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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