3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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