We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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