She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
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he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
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Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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