Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I forgot wine drunk hurts
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