Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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