Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
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Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
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If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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