I can't watch pbs sober anymore
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
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can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
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My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
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