He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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