i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
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