I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I think I just shit out all my problems.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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