we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
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